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Child Abuse "Imaginary Enemy" LP

Child Abuse "Imaginary Enemy" LP

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"New York's Child Abuse is a gloriously confrontational band, mixing the incoherent glugs of death metal, the dissonant meander of 12-tone composition, the atonal squonk of free-jazz, blasts of ucky noise, and a wet gob of old fashioned punk rock.” - Village Voice

"...keeping the "fuck you" spirit of punk rock alive, actualizing their very own genre defying, almost avant-garde psychosis .." - Exclaim! 

"When we started, Oran was playing a real small drum set and I was playing this crappy Casio keyboard, which I’m still playing, and it seemed really descriptive. It was like this real brutal children’s music. I don’t think we realized the weight behind the name in terms of the varying responses we have gotten,” he says. “But there’s no escaping it now. It would be a cop-out if we changed the name." - Eric

Tracklist:

A1        Imaginary Enemy
A2        Siam Roa
A3        www.nyc.gov/site/finance/pay-now/pay
A4        Alternative Facts
B1        Imaginary Friend
B2        Child Support
B3        Wavy Gravy

 

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