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PRE-ORDER: Wipes "Don't Tell My Parents" LP

PRE-ORDER: Wipes "Don't Tell My Parents" LP

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THIS IS A PRE-ORDER: We expect this to ship on or around MAY 23rd, 2025. Any items ordered with this will be held until they can ship together. If you need other items faster please place a separate order.

WIPES return on their second full length with a renewed vigor and refreshed lineup to further their sludgy noise rock. Through a dozen tracks they lay down everything from slow-motion face melters, to fast-paced Nirvana-esque sloppy chunks of punk, into machine-like repetitious heavy droning, and even tipping their hat to surreal early Weezer-inspired pop sludge. All the while they keep it heavy and grimey, just the way you like it.

Over the last two years since their debut full length Wipes kept busy with another EP, several comp appearances, as well as a short tour of the Northwest US. Over the last 6 months they regrouped and began writing at a furious pace into what is now 'Don't Tell My Parents'. With this new collection of songs the band intend to remain busy, spreading their ear-bleeding noise rock sludge to their PA home and beyond.

Track List: 

Good Luck In the Future
Stone Eater
Bleeding Gums
Social Mask
Inhumane Highway
Machine
Taste the Chain
Afterall
Condition
Twin Peaks
Milk Dreams
Ezra

SHIPPING:

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RETURNS:

Returns are only accepted on damaged or defective items. Return requests must be made within 7 days of delivery. Please save the original packaging.

If you own a Crosley, Victrola or any other lower end turntable that has no ability to adjust the weight of the tone arm and are experiencing skipping on a new record please try the "Penny Trick". Simply place a penny on the top of the cartidge and it should provide enough weight to resolve your issues. While a great entry to the world of vinyl we do recommend upgrading to a turntable with a tone arm that can be adjusted as this issue will randomly occur. We do not take returns in these cases.

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CANCELLATIONS:

Due to an increasing number of payment processors no longer returning transaction fees to sellers on cancelled orders and rising labor costs any orders or pre-orders that need to be cancelled before shipment will be assessed a 5% cancellation/restocking fee on the order total including shipping and any other taxes or fees associated with the order.

Thank you for your understanding.

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