PRE-ORDER: The Gatekeepers "Diary of a Teenage Prophet" 2xLP (Color Vinyl)
PRE-ORDER: The Gatekeepers "Diary of a Teenage Prophet" 2xLP (Color Vinyl)
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THIS IS A PRE-ORDER: We expect this to ship on or around APRIL 17th, 2026. Any items ordered with this will be held until they can ship together. If you need other items faster please place a separate order for those items.
Long in the making and rich in imagination, Diary of a Teenage Prophet completes composer-producer Alex Wroten's Gatekeepers Trilogy with a darkly funny, genre-defying sci-fi epic that blurs the line between philosophy and pop. The story follows Bonnie Brown, a teenage eco-rebel who's cryogenically frozen during a nuclear apocalypse and awakens thousands of years later to discover her teenage diary has become the basis for a world religion.
Featuring a staggering cast of collaborators - including members of Cheer-Accident, Shawn Phillips, Henry Kaiser, Amy Denio, Hugh Banton (Van der Graaf Generator), Morgan Ågren (Kaipa, Mats/Morgan), Ron Geesin, Fernando Perdomo and more - the album expands Wroten's surreal sonic universe into something both hilarious and unsettling. Available as a 2-LP color vinyl edition housed in a fully illustrated gatefold featuring the complete lyrics - a lavish physical artifact for this visionary 50-collaborator finale.
TRACKLIST:
1 High School Overture
2 She's Just a Regular Teen
3 Ap Doomsday
4 The End of Man
5 Probably the Afterlife
6 The World of the Future
7 The Ancient Vagrant
8 She's Awake!
9 Way Too Much Attention
10 Staying in the Shadows
11 For the Brown Book Tells Me So
12 The Fundamentals
13 Friday Night Rites
14 In Matt's Image
15 She's Not a Regular Teen
16 Beached
17 The Messenger Vs. the Message
18 To the Ocean!
19 Everyone I Know Is Dead
street date 4/17/2026
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