{"product_id":"846070085956","title":"PRE-ORDER: The Funeral Portrait \"Greetings From Suffocate City\" LP (Color Vinyl)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS IS A PRE-ORDER: We expect this to ship on or around DECEMBER 11th, 2026. Any items ordered with this will be held until they can ship together. If you need other items faster please place a separate order for those items. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"aec-product-description\" class=\"col-md-12 col-sm-12 col-12\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"aec-desc-review collapse\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCotton Candy Vinyl. The Funeral Portrait stands to represent the outcasts from all walks of life. The misunderstood, the weird, neurodivergent, LGBTQ+, marginalized, \u0026amp; otherwise given an unfair hand in life. To offer a sense of community, a place to belong \u0026amp; a space where they can feel safe \u0026amp; accepted for their differences. They all grew up \"the weird kid\" who was saved by music \u0026amp; the alternative culture, so they now feel obligated to return this favor to the younger generation. This message is shouted to the masses through their over-the-top theatrics \u0026amp; dramatic, almost blown out, presentation. The Funeral Portrait believes in the power of Devotion to their Music and to their unwavering fanbase, The Coffin Crew. The ritual is beginning \u0026amp; they want everyone involved. Join us Friday the 13th to share your devoutness; excuses for not attending are forbidden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-2\"\u003e1 Suffocate City (Feat. Spencer Charnas)\u003cbr\u003e2 Blood Mother\u003cbr\u003e3 Doom \u0026amp; Gloom\u003cbr\u003e4 Holy Water\u003cbr\u003e5 Dark Thoughts (Feat. Danny Worsnop)\u003cbr\u003e6 You're So Ugly When You Cry (Feat. Bert McCracken)\u003cbr\u003e7 Chernobyl\u003cbr\u003e8 Dopamine\u003cbr\u003e9 Voodoo Doll (Feat. Eva Under Fire)\u003cbr\u003e10 Happier\u003cbr\u003e11 Alien\u003cbr\u003e12 Generation Psycho\u003cbr\u003e13 Stay Weird\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-2\"\u003estreet date 12\/11\/2026\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Alliance","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45244788048072,"sku":"846070085956","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/1337\/2616\/files\/92_15fcd104-72bc-4487-8bf4-5381a8de515c.jpg?v=1793378307","url":"https:\/\/1234gorecords.shop\/products\/846070085956","provider":"1-2-3-4 Go! Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}