{"product_id":"634164443689","title":"PRE-ORDER: The Callous Daoboys \"Gigantic Parasitic Tongue\/Watching Us Kiss\" 10\" (Orange \u0026 Yellow Vinyl)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS IS A PRE-ORDER: We expect this to ship on or around SEPTEMBER 25th, 2026. Any items ordered with this will be held until they can ship together. If you need other items faster please place a separate order for those items. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-lg-12 pt-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-2\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col-lg-12 pt-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pt-2\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA feral, genre-detonating collective from Atlanta, The Callous Daoboys don't just flirt with chaos; they weaponize it. Their sound is a whiplash inducing riot, spasming between metalcore violence, nü-metal sleaze, \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003enoise rock exorcisms, and swaggering rock 'n roll like a car with no brakes and everything on fire. They've left a trail of stunned crowds alongside acts like TesseracT, Protest the Hero, and SeeYouSpaceCowboy, while tearing through international festival stages like a controlled collapse. Celebrity Therapist (2022) cracked the door open; I Don't Want to See You in Heaven (2025), produced by Dom Maduri, kicks it off the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehinges and sets the frame ablaze. Plenty of bands claim they balance \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003echaos and melody. The Callous Daoboys don't balance anything; they \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eoverload it. Noise rock isn't revived here; it's resurrected, reanimated, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand sent rampaging through the streets. Across their discography, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethey've proven one thing with absolute clarity: subtlety is dead, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethey killed it on purpose\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003estreet date 9\/25\/2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Alliance","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45203622756552,"sku":"634164443689","price":22.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0628\/1337\/2616\/files\/4531795-3680268.jpg?v=1788197090","url":"https:\/\/1234gorecords.shop\/en-ca\/products\/634164443689","provider":"1-2-3-4 Go! Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}